DO I LEFT IT OR DO I RIGHT IT?

I LEFT IT, ALWAYS.

I am a righty, my brain is lefty. – (1)

I am a little dillogical, my brain makes it logical. – (2)

 

I am in the present, my brain saves it a.k.a the past. - (3)

I believe in what I know, my brain knows what I believe. – (4)  

I live in fantasy, my brain makes it a reality. – (5)

I appreciate acknowledgments, my brain acknowledges appreciations. – (6)

I love taking risks, my brain wants it safe. – (7)

I hardly understand strategies, my brain forms strategies. – (8)

1. Every night I sleep vowing that I need to work out the next day. I cam always workout the next day. I left it.
2. No more afternoon naps it makes me sedentary. I can always work out. I left it.
3. I must get up early daily. I slept late last night. I left it.
4. I must go to bed early to get up early. I got up late this morning. I left it.
5. Each evening before going to the social gathering I ask my self to not to drink any aerated beverages.  There is always a next time. I left it.
6. I must stop craving for some special food often. My often is less occasional. I left it.
7. I am a natural beauty I should stop using make-up. There is nothing wrong in adding feather to the crown. I left it.
8. I must control my obsession irrespective of how much I like it. I like being obsessed. I left it.
9. I am asked to drive slowly and safely. I can be safe even when I am fast. I left it.
10. I need to learn to calculate with out the help of a calculator. I have my husband by my side. I left it.
11. I should stop buying things every time I go out. Well, this is the last time. I left it.
12. I should stop lying for petty things. As long as it does not hurt some one it is fine. I left it.
13. I left it.
14. I left it.
15. I left it.
16. I left it.

I LEFT every thing. What do I have in the end?

“I have BRAIN”.

Once again I proved that my brain is a lefty with my strategies.

PS: I now know why they call the past tense of leaving as “LEFT”.